This is a fairly long, somewhat convoluted post with no photos (because San Diego Boy has been slacking a little in that department), so
if you decide to check out now, I understand, but I wanted to get this
recorded for posterity.
When the Eldest Son went on his church
mission to Russia, he injured his knee significantly enough that he had
to have surgery on it when he got home. Did he write and tell his
loving parents about it? No. We found out a couple of months later from
his best friend who spilled the beans. Despite his best efforts to
keep it under wraps (to his credit, he says the reason he did it was so
that we wouldn't worry, but still...) Mom found out. Same with that
one time when he said he was going to be one place and his dad and I
just had a feeling we should check on him....and he wasn't where he
said he was going to be, so we drove around until we found his car in
front of a girl's house. Yeah, you should never underestimate the Mom
Powers.
So let me take you on a little Mom Powers trip today.
Stay with me, there are a few twists and turns along the way. So Monday
I got my usual weekly email from San Diego Boy. He and his companion
have been in a bike area and last week he fell off his bike. The
version I got said that he was fine, but he'd ripped his pants and had
to get a new pair. End of story.
Now we introduce my FIL, who lives in Utah.
He is assigned in a leadership role, along with a few other men, over a
group of LDS congregations in his area. Yesterday he called to tell me that he got a phone call from
a man who happens to be in charge of San Diego Boy's area. He oversees
the missionaries in that part of the state. He had called my FIL to tell
him about one of the missionaries who had to be hospitalized for
dehydration and he hadn't been able to get a hold of this boy's parents
and was asking my FIL to make a physical contact to let them know what
was going on. Still with me?
So my FIL says to this man, "You
know, you have my grandson in your mission." They make that connection
and the mission president is very complimentary (always nice to know
that your kid is performing well in public without your supervision).
Anyway, he ends his comments with, "And his elbow is going to be fine."
Huh? Elbow? Yeah....apparently when he took that tumble off the bike,
not only did he rip his pants, he also broke his elbow. Not seriously,
I guess since he's in a sling, not a cast, and didn't have to have
surgery. But did he write to his loving mother, who just sent him
home-canned peaches, pears, applesauce and salsa? No. Did he tell his
mama, who sent him cookies along with the requested Crisco-thick lotion
for his sensitive skin? NOOOOOOOOOO. Is his mom going to give him a
very large piece of her mind in this Sunday's letter? You bet
your life. That is, after I get control over my emotions that are
swinging from tears because I'm not there to take care of him, to
relief that it doesn't sound horribly serious, to wanting to shake him
for not wanting to "worry" me.
You should never, ever underestimate the Mom Powers. We are Momniscient.